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Elegant Cakes – 10 Wildly Inappropriate Pick-Up Lines
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10 Wildly Inappropriate Pick-Up Lines

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NOTE: No, really, these are wildly inappropriate. Not safe for kids! (Work should be fine, though.)

And now…

10 Wildly Inappropriate Pick-Up Lines
for International Flirting Week

 

Looking for love this month? Then why not try baiting your love hook (ew) with cake?

Punny and to the point. Best of all: No horsing around!

 

Admittedly, this will only work for half of you.

 

If you don’t have access to cake, you could always write up one of those cute “love coupons.”

So many jokes, so many relatives reading this blog.
(Hi, Mom!)

 

Just remember to keep it clean.

Awwww YEAH. Good times, indeed.

 

Maybe you don’t want your cake to do all the talking, though. Maybe you just want it to be more of a conversation starter. You know, like this:

“You down with it?” [eyebrow waggle]

 

“Who likes oysters?!”

 

“Welcome… TO THE GUN SHOW.”

 

Or if you really want to impress, try a quick serenade:

[singing]

“Oh let me be… YOUR TEDDY BEAR.”

Mrowr.

 

And as a last resort, remember: sometimes bribery can work wonders.

“FREE MUSTACHE RI.. [noticing children in the room]… er … slices!

“And hey, just so you know: I come with free balloons.

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Clean-up on aisle MY MIND, please. [shudder]

 

Thanks to Allison H., Cortney K., Michelle M., JM, Lauren E., Johnny D., Rosebud, Lara K., Lauren G., & Cat for the pick-me-ups.

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