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Elegant Cakes – 5 Terrifying Kids' Cakes To Make You Poop A Little
Life Should Be Cake

5 Terrifying Kids' Cakes To Make You Poop A Little

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Parents, are the kids making too much noise? Need to quiet them down a bit? Maybe get them rocking themselves in the fetal position for the next few hours, followed by a life-long enrollment in therapy?

THEN DO WE HAVE THE CAKES FOR YOU!!

“Hey, kids, that’s not sunburn – it’s pulverized entrails! Ho-ho!

 

“My name’s Murders-A-Lot, and I like warm hugs!

“… followed by murder.”

 

“We’re gonna wreck… [clap!]… YOU UP.”

 

[muffled screaming]

 

I know I usually blur out bakery labels to protect the guilty, but what the actual heck, Baskin Robbins:

Sleep sweet, kiddos.

 

Thanks to Sarah H., Tom S., Sarah Y., Erica K., & Carol V. for finding a cake that mirrors all of our faces right now.

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