Bakeries get a lot of leeway this time of year, since Halloween is supposed to have ugly gross stuff:
But there’s raspberry jam soaked zombie faces, and then there’s… uh… this:
Took me a solid minute to figure it out:
A banana shooting laser beams.
(I am SO GOOD AT THIS, you guys.)
Yep, bakers are once again trying to collectively punk the world, churning out ridiculous Halloween designs each more baffling than the last:
I actually see this design a lot:
The angry toilet paper has sprouted arms, and is pulling itself to freedom.
While this roll vows revenge on airbrushes everywhere:
“I am not ‘pretty,’ I AM THE TERRIFYING TP! Here to WIPE you out! Mwuah-ha-haaawhy are you laughing?”
Next we have an ice cream swirl wearing a traffic cone about to be impaled by a trident.
Because if THAT doesn’t say “Happy Halloween”… then don’t worry ‘cuz the board does:
For some reason ghost sperm are always a big seller this time of year:
They look kinda confused, though, right?
Like they can’t tell if they’re coming or going.
Also confused? Me, after looking at this thing:
They managed to get icing absolutely everywhere except on top of the cupcakes.
Now that’s scary.
And finally, a possessed stove burner:
Because haunted appliances are SO hot right now.
(“It burns. IT BURRRRNS!“)
There’s a ghost of a chance Brittany D., Carrie, Ginny V., Karen S., Megan S., Karrie T., Jennifer K., Jennifer R., & Shannon T. will be ordering out tonight. You’re welcome, ladies!