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Elegant Cakes – A Day In The Life
Life Should Be Cake

A Day In The Life

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Jen and I are often asked what it’s like to be “professional” bloggers. How do we spend our days? Do we have a swimming pool filled with gold coins? Are there fantastic parties and gourmet ketchups? The answer to all these questions is yes. Jen even has a green dress. (But not a real green dress. That’s cruel.)

That doesn’t mean it’s all fun and games, though. Sometimes we take naps.

In fact, I think I’ll keep a diary for a day, just so you can see firsthand the “glorious life” of the “Professional Blogger.” Enjoy!

 

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1:00 pm - Woke up to cats hammering on door and yowling. Note to self: get thicker door. Also, new cats.

 

 

1:35 pm – Cats’ yowls going super sonic. Ear plugs ineffective. Time for the Super Soaker.

 

 

2:10 pm - Jen’s awake. Cats are hiding. I ask in my best Kirk impression (complete with hand gestures), “JEN! Are… you… readytobe… funny? We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill!”

 

Jen:

 

 

3:45 pm – Checked on Jen in the office. She has 27 browser tabs open and is humming “Loathing.” So far, so good.

5:20 pm – Jen comes out of her office to reheat some “breakfast.”

 

 

7:20 pm – A yell from the office: “Oy! What’re some puns for ‘lactating?’”

 

 

8:15 pm – Maniacal laughter coming from office.

8:21 pm
– Loud sobs coming from office.

8:30 pm
– Colorful swearing coming from office. Huh. Rapid mood swings may indicate low blood sugar. I bring Jen a cookie.

 

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