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Elegant Cakes – A "Dreme" Come True
Life Should Be Cake

A "Dreme" Come True

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“Welcome back to round one of the National Wreck Bowl, folks. Our reigning champion, Pat Wüfflehausen, has filled his pastry bags and is ready to attempt a new world record.

“Greg, this is obviously a huge challenge for Wüffelshausen. What do you think he’s feeling right now?

“Well, he ate the same lunch we did, Pete, so probably nauseous and constipated.”

“Hey, I did warn you about those samosas, buddy. Aaaand here we go! Our champ is now in position. Looks like he’s assessing the area…he’s preparing to pipe…and…

“A-HA! Would you look at that? Right out of the gate, he has destroyed the first word!”

 

“Well, sure! It’s just a tiny plastic pick – probably doesn’t weigh a thing.”

“No, no, sorry, that was my fault there, Greg. I mean, do you think he can do it?”

“Do what?”

“Right, let’s get back to the action! The crowd is hushed with anticipation, and you can almost feel the tension in the air, can’t you, Greg?”

“Abso-lutely not!”

“And here we go…and, oh! Oh! It looks like he could…go…all..the…way!

 

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