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Elegant Cakes – Confessions Of A Master Baker
Life Should Be Cake

Confessions Of A Master Baker

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Welcome to another installment of…

Confessions of a Master Baker!
“Ordinary bakers. Extraordinary feats of bad judgment.”


[baker's silhouette speaking in disguised voice]
“I guess I got a bit carried away with the chocolate drizzle — you know, it’s always a bit of a crap shoot…”

“I made my mother-in-law deliver it.”

 

[whispered] Confessions…

 

“…and then I found myself smashing a disco ball on top of it.”

[small sob] “I figured the lights would blind anyone who got too close!”

 

[whispered] Revelations…

 

“They loved skiing. Nothing says ‘skiing’ like giant plastic pickles and shredded Parmesan, right?” [hiccups]

“I didn’t realize how bad it was ’til the bride threw it at me.”

 

[whispered] Disclosures…

 

“They said they wanted ‘steampunk,’ so I googled it. Gears, tentacles, balloons – I was all, ‘Hey, I got this.’”

“And, boy, did I get it.”

 

[sound of pages flipping]
Uh…
ah!
[whispering] Formal professions of guilt…

 

“So then I said, ‘hey, you know what’d be cute? Camouflage butterflies.”

“But the bride just didn’t see it.”

 

Next week… on Confessions of a Master Baker:

“So I figured, put the babies ON the carrots…”

[light behind figures fades to black]

 

Thanks to Jessica W., Michelle B., Melanie J., Stella P., & Natalie S. for the delicious divulgences.

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