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Cupcake Cakes: Always Wrecktastic. Always.

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I’ve recently been accused of hatin’ on the cupcake cakes. Alright, you got me: I guess I can’t hide the truth any longer, and it’s time for me to come clean. [sigh] Ok, here goes:

Hi, my name is Jen, and I hate cupcake cakes.

Why? ‘Cuz they’re ugly.

Don’t believe me? Keep reading.

For Shara’s birthday her son asked the baker to make a “happy monkey cake” ala Curious George. Now, as a reminder for those of us who haven’t watched Saturday morning cartoons in a while, here’s what Curious George looks like:

 

And here’s what Shara got for her birthday cake:

So apparently what the decorator heard was “Curious George after he’s been flattened by a cement truck”. That, or maybe he/she was going for an homage to Teen Wolf:

After he was flattened by a cement truck.

 

Yes, I understand that in concept these things are great: no clean-up, equal portions, blah blah blah, but in execution I’ve yet to see a nice one that wouldn’t give you blue poo.

 

Wait – I have to take that back. If you happen to want a skinned Spiderman face, then you’re going to love Alyson B.’s birthday cake:

All it’s missing are little pegs holding down the edges of his mask. (Yeah, let’s call it a mask; that’s less disturbing than “face skin”.)

 

Or how about this appetizing little number?

According to Mei L., this is supposed to say “Ojai! It’s worth the drive!”. Now, I would love to ask what the heck “Ojai” is, but I’m way too distracted by the poo souffle on the bottom. Honestly, this thing is in serious competition with the moldy camo cake in my “dry-heave-inducing” category.

 

What’s that? You’re still not convinced that cupcake-cakes are always wreckalicious? Oh, I get it: you’re saying these designs have been too complicated, right? That a simpler design would look better?

Something, for example, like this?

Ah, you’re right. This IS better. I mean, “round” is a concept obviously beyond the decorator’s grasp, but at least she stuck with plain white frosting. Nik P. was the manager on duty at the bakery where this was ordered (and subsequently rejected). He writes, “As the manager on duty, I immediately took the appropriate action: I took a picture to post on the internet.”

I like your thinking, Nik.

 

Have I convinced you yet? No? Ok, my last argument, at least for today’s post:

Monique R. sent in this “creative” gem taken by Jen S. You can see that Pokey’s head was obviously tacked on as an afterthought: it’s not even on the cake board. Plus, the angle of his face makes it look like someone twisted his unnaturally long neck 180 degrees; last I checked, turtles don’t walk around facing the sky. From the giant American flag he’s resting on, I would assume this was taken around the 4th of July or Memorial Day, both holidays known for their inclusion of… turtles. Erm. Yeah.

Come to the Cupcake-Cake-Hating-Side. We have real cakes.

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