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Elegant Cakes – Enough Shopping, Let's Have Some Sweets!
Life Should Be Cake

Enough Shopping, Let's Have Some Sweets!

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“Get your gift shopping done on Black Friday,” they said.

“It’ll be fun!” they said.

So you set ALL the alarms…

…because early is HARD. I get it.

 

You grabbed a nutritious breakfast,

…then headed out the door.

 

And you were a shopping machine, snapping up deals, crossing names off your list!

 

But now it’s two days later, and you’ve officially – what’s that phrase?

Oh, yeah.

HIT A WALL.

Hey, that’s OK!

You got a LOT done this weekend, so now it’s YOU time.

 

First, why not take some aspirin for that headache?

I hear sprinkles help them go down easier.

 

Maybe you should soothe those muscles in a warm tub.

Come on, you know you love rubber ducks.

 

Then how about a quick nap?

Didn’t that help?

 

Ooh, now grab yourself a glass of wine.

Or, sure, two glasses of wine – plus some snacks.

 

Wait, is there pie? Grab that, too.

I meant just a slice, but hey, whatever works.

 

Now, get settled in for a quiet evening on the couch.

Ooh, skittles. Good idea.

 

There, now. Don’t you feel better?

Go on, shoot us a selfie, so we can see that restored twinkle in your eyes!

[gasp]

Uh, WOW. I mean, uh, it’s just… you take my breath away.

Really.
[pause]

Maybe next year you should consider online shopping.

 

Happy Sunday, everyone! I hope you had a nice, restful weekend!

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Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

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