Some of my favorite new submissions this week:
Ann ordered a beach theme cake, and asked the baker to write “Happy Birthday Lorenzo” on the ocean part.
She got this:
…which has to be the first time a literal LOL actually pales in comparison to the butchered name of the birthday boy.
Seriously, how do you turn “Lorenzo” into “Boricua”?? That’s only two correct letters! Out of seven! Why… what… HOW….? [head explodes]
When a house warming party turns ominous:
[whisper] “Geeeeet OOOOUUUUUTTT!”
Deb wants to know if she’s the only one who sees a Pumpkin man wearing a fig leaf on this cake:
This next one is a Sports Ball thing, so allow me to translate for my fellow sports neophytes: Apparently the Royals (a Sports Ball “team”) are sometimes known as the “Boys in Blue.”
But after today, that’s not ALL they’ll be known as:
Bakers, I do not think it means what you think it means.
Ordering a company logo on a cake can be daunting, but luckily for Will R., the Michael Kors logo is literally just the letters MK.
Where there’s a Will, there’s a way to wreck Will’s manager’s cake.
Thanks to Ann F., Brady T., Deb B., Sarah F., Terri C., & Will R. for giving his manager the perfect excuse to throw up his/her hands in disgust and cry, “I’M SURROUNDED BY LITTLE MK’S!”