Happy Thanksgiving, minions!
Since you’re probably hanging with family today, I’ve decided to give you the gift that keeps on giving: Turkey Poo-Wangs.
Lots and lots of Turkey Poo-Wangs.
Ahh, but not just ANY Turkey Poo-Wangs; today I give you Turkey Poo-Wangs that look like your family members.
Was there a lot of stiff competition? Of course. Is this kinda ballsy? Heck yeah. Will there be more phallic jokes? Let’s find out.
The Angry Poop-Head:
“Why is the rum always gone?!”
The “I’m Trying To Watch The Game In Here!”
“Keep it down! I can’t hear the score!”
The Dazed And Confused:
“WHAT year is it?!”
The “Isn’t it Wonderful We’re All Here Together?”
The Sarcastic One:
“Sure, Aunt Barb, I’ll get riiiight on working on my attitude.”
The “Please nobody notice I’m a Gingerbread Man.”
[uncomfortable, fidgety silence]
The Little Prick:
“MOM says I’m special. MOM says I can have all the pie I want. MOO-OOOOM!!”
The “Nobody Talk To Me It’s Been A Long Day.”
“Just… just give him the pie, Barb.”
The Peace Maker:
“Now, Stu, I’m sure you didn’t mean all [REDACTED] are stupid… right?”
The “Send Help, Or At Least More Pie.”
Come one, get a grip, you guys. Day’s almost through.
Thanks to Vanessa R., Elizabeth F., Jacqueline G., Erin F., Joyce J., Amy W., Subdo, Dimitra, Stephanie B., & Jason L. for recommending we all Wang Chung tonight.