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Elegant Cakes – Groom-Shooting-The-Bride Wedding Cake Topper, Because LOVE
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Groom-Shooting-The-Bride Wedding Cake Topper, Because LOVE

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It’s Love Note Day, minions, a time to jot down all your mushiest thoughts and feelings for the one you try hardest not to fart in front of. Because that’s love, b*tches.

You know what’s also (apparently) love? Ordering a wedding cake of the groom shooting the bride from a helicopter:

In the groom’s defense, it’s “only” a tranquilizer gun. Because that makes it all better, amirite, ladies?

Also I guess the groom was/is a vet tech who frequently shoots large game animals with tranquilizer darts from helicopters, and the bride was/is OK with being portrayed as a large game animal who needs to be shot with a tranquilizer dart for her wedding, SO THIS IS TOTES ROMANTIC YOU GUYS. Aw yeah, put back the flowers and stock up on the sedatives! …only don’t because now I’m creeping myself out.

 

Thanks to Lydia B. who joins me in remembering the good ol’ days, back when grooms only shot overly metaphorical animals on their wedding cakes. [wistful sigh] Ahhh, good times. Good times.

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