‘Twas the week before Halloween
And all through the bakery
‘Twere this stuff:
And this stuff:
And all kinds of fakery:
(“Happy CHALLAH-ween! Haha! See what I did there? Eh? EH??”
The sperm ghosts were piped onto basketballs with care:
But we’re pretty sure this one was done on a dare:
make a run for the door
While Frank with two man buns
Doll hair mixed with icing
does the work of the devil
While amoeba ghosts haunt
on a molecular level:
(Q: Why are amoebas bad at running prisons?
A: Because they only have one cell!)
Candy corns “ARRRR“
And bowling balls fly
Don’t like these wrecks?
Hats off to Patty A., Emily C., Anony M., Marianne F., Chris B., Rebekah W., Katrina V., Kimberly W., Amy T., Katie R., & Andrea O. for the excellent wreckporting.