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Elegant Cakes – Hush… Or Else
Life Should Be Cake

Hush… Or Else

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[whisper-singing]

Hush, little baby, don’t boo-hoo
Mom’s gonna buy you Winnie-the-Pooh

 

And if that Pooh bear just won’t hug
Mama’s gonna get you a smiley bug

 

If that bug should start to bite
Then Sully here will make it right:

 

But if that monster still won’t do

Then oh no! Here comes Mickey the carnivorous sociopath again!

The End.

 

Today’s post has been brought to you by the delightful bedtime storybook, Go the F**k to Sleep.
(Ok, not really, but it seemed appropriate.)

 

Thanks to Ashleigh S., Erika, Rebecca E., & Medusa for making sure the yolk’s on Mickey. (Because I think those are eggs. Maybe. With… chocolate. I’m scared.)

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