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Elegant Cakes – I Just Realized How Phallic "Saggy Clown Volcano" Is… And I'm OK With That
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I Just Realized How Phallic "Saggy Clown Volcano" Is… And I'm OK With That

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Ever see a cake so deliberately confusing that you’re sure you’re missing something obvious?
I mean, look at this thing:

Someone went through a massive amount of effort – different colors, squiggle techniques, flotsam arrangement – all to make a senseless, saggy clown volcano. Why? What does it mean?

 

Or how about this snapshot of prehistoric life found in a bakery window?

How I imagine this went down:

“Is that a bridge over all the dinosaurs?”

“Yeah. The Brooklyn Bridge.”

“…. are you sure?”

“100%”

 

And now, what appears to be candy corn, sandwiched between two half-rounds of plain cake, all smashed onto a bed of… pimento… brains?

Remember when balloons on cake was a thing? And flowers? Those were the days.

 

And finally, Susan found this under the heading (heh) “Naughty but Nice,” so I assume it’s NSFW… but I can’t for the life of me figure out HOW:

Somebody get me a old priest, a young priest, and an anatomy book.

 

Thanks to Vanessa, Jacob B., Andrea P., & Susan C. for the world’s naughtiest furry hockey stick.

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