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Elegant Cakes – Is There No "Just Us"?
Life Should Be Cake

Is There No "Just Us"?

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After you see the word “just” written on a cake enough times, you start to ask yourself, “How does this keep happening?”

 

I don’t know. I honestly don’t. 

But it still cracks me up.

Sometimes I can’t help imagining the conversation:

“What would you like the cake to say?”

“‘Happy Birthday.’”

“Anything else?”

“Just ‘Happy Birthday.’”

 

 BAM.

(I see “Just Happy Birthday” so often that I’m starting to wonder if bakers think it’s a “thing.” You know, like Man Showers or Dubstep.)

 

Then there are the perils of ever thanking your baker:

 

 

Not to mention the perils of writing anything out with instructions, really:

And just like that, CC’s hysterectomy cake would never be forgotten.

 

So bakers, remember: when in doubt about a cake, you’re always better off writing nothing on it than risk getting the order wrong.

 

No, not “nothing ON IT,” I mean just, you know, NOTHING.

 You’re killing me here.


Ok, what if I tell you to leave the cake blank?

As I suspected:

We’re doomed.

 

Thanks to Ginger E., Anony M., Jenny C., Nathan B., Nicole P., Cristina B., Kristen H., Erica, & Ross E., who know you can’t take anything I say literally, because I only speak in similes. LIKE A BOSS.

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