As we contemplate a New Year’s Eve filled with drink and debauchery – or maybe an Agents of SHIELD marathon with the cats [WINK] – remember, friends, that wine glasses don’t work like this:
And they definitely don’t look like this:
And while these bakers have obviously never seen a champagne bottle before, let’s be grateful they at least know they’re green:
(I can’t even with those glasses. CANNOT. EVEN.)
So get on out there, wrecky minions, and enjoy your tubing tentacle babies!
They, uh, may be a little stale.
Also, have fun, stay safe, and never – EVER – over-emphasize a greeting with the foolish and reckless use of an unwarranted exclamation mark:
Thanks also to Hannah, Nick G., Kathy R., Leah and John, Emily K., Meg G., and Grace S., for being especially frindly.