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Elegant Cakes – Peppa Porker
Life Should Be Cake

Peppa Porker

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Meet Peppa Pig:

She’s the star of a kid’s show in Britain, and looks like a toddler’s drawing of a pink hairdryer with ears – or an anatomically incorrect gallbladder.

 

Anyway, people send me pictures of Peppa cakes all the time, mostly because they can’t believe this is how she’s actually supposed to look:

Well, minus the melty black eyes, I mean.

 

And the melty, blood-red dress…

 

Yeeeah.

 

Anyway, with all these cakes coming in, imagine my delight when someone finally sent me a Peppa wreck that is actually wrecky in a non-melty way.

Not only that, you could say this wreck’s a real porker:

Yessir, if you’re craving sausage, then these cookies will hit the spot, IF you know what I mean. [wink wink]

See, I’m saying these cookies put the “oinks” in “boinks.” [nudge nudge]

I’m saying these cookies take their ham with a side of jelly. [eyebrow waggle]

I’m saying this little piggy went to market, and totally looks like a floppy man-dong.

Oops.

Uh… too much?

 

Thanks to Belinda B., Jessica H., Jo D., & J-La for the sooieeee(t) finds.

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