Meet Peppa Pig:
She’s the star of a kid’s show in Britain, and looks like a toddler’s drawing of a pink hairdryer with ears – or an anatomically incorrect gallbladder.
Anyway, people send me pictures of Peppa cakes all the time, mostly because they can’t believe this is how she’s actually supposed to look:
Well, minus the melty black eyes, I mean.
And the melty, blood-red dress…
Anyway, with all these cakes coming in, imagine my delight when someone finally sent me a Peppa wreck that is actually wrecky in a non-melty way.
Not only that, you could say this wreck’s a real porker:
Yessir, if you’re craving sausage, then these cookies will hit the spot, IF you know what I mean. [wink wink]
See, I’m saying these cookies put the “oinks” in “boinks.” [nudge nudge]
I’m saying these cookies take their ham with a side of jelly. [eyebrow waggle]
I’m saying this little piggy went to market, and totally looks like a floppy man-dong.
Uh… too much?
Thanks to Belinda B., Jessica H., Jo D., & J-La for the sooieeee(t) finds.