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Sunday Sweets: New Year's Delusions

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As we recover from our holiday revelry and look forward to 2018, it’s time for that most dreaded of traditions: making our new year’s resolutions.

Of course we all know what the first one will be, so let’s get that out of the way first:

We will eat nothing but healthy fruits and vegetables for, like, at least a month.

 

But of course eating better isn’t enough! We also have to run!

And apparently not just during commercial breaks. Bah.

 

Maybe Yoga would be easier:

This reminds me of one of my favorite cat pictures. No, no, I won’t spoil it; just go see.

 

Oh, and this year we will get organized. We will sort and purge and scrub until our homes and garages are begging for mercy:

 

And we are going to save SO MUCH money:

 

So we can finally take that trip!

 

And then we’re going to start that garden out back:

 

And we’re going to learn to knit. Or crochet.
Right after we learn the difference between knitting and crocheting.

 

And you know that button on the camera? The one on the side? Well, this year, we’re going to learn what that does.

 

And we’re going to read more:


And finally finish that novel:

 

And watch less TV!

[head tilt]

No, you’re right; that’s just crazy talk.

Besides, we have to save SOMETHING for next year, right?

;)

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