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Elegant Cakes – The Best NSFW Wrecks of 2016
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The Best NSFW Wrecks of 2016

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We’re almost there, minions! We’ve nearly pried 2016′s cold, dead fingers from the doorjambs of history and our lives. This weekend we can finally take a breath, have a drink, and get on with resenting 2017 for all the new terrible stuff that happens.

So as a final, affectionate “screw you” to the year no one will miss, here are my favorite double-take wrecks of 2016.

[whispering] Because they look like naughty bits. AW YEAH.

BALLS.

 

The longer you look, the dirtier this gets.

(Note the three gun salute – IF you catch my penis-y drift.)

 

I’m sure she’s very proud.

 

Turns out the butt of every joke is a real peach!

 

Hey look, it’s Doctor WOOHOOOO!

For the record, that’s supposed to be a TARDIS, *not* a Sonic Screwdriver.

 

Remember the Brexit Balls?

Ahh, good times. Good, wrinkly times.

 

Or how about the time a baker accidentally put some extremely affectionate pandas on a baby shower cake?

PANDEMONIUM!

 

I bet we all remember this summer solstice:

 

Though for me, it’s hard (heyo) to come to grips (heyo) with the stiffest competition yet:

The, um… Wangerfly? Dinkerfly? Winged Trouser Snake?

Whatever you call it, he’s definitely happy to see you.

 

So so long, 2016. And hey, 2017? I think I speak for us all when I say:

GET OVER HERE.

 

Thanks to Rebecca H., Charlie, Linda H., Vicki S., Catherine B., Fay H., Jen L., Vici R., Ashlee B., & Carley C. for helping me usher out the year with dignity.

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