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Elegant Cakes – The Bride And Groan
Life Should Be Cake

The Bride And Groan

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Today’s post is dedicated to all the engaged couples out there. That’s right, lovebirds, I thought we might take this opportunity to consider the most important cake of your entire lives: your wedding cake.

Now, I know I feature a lot of wedding wrecks, and I know a lot of folks will point out that asking for a fondant design recreated in buttercream is asking for disaster, but don’t you worry. I’m here to help. After all, this is what Leah D. ordered for HER wedding cake:

 

 

And look what she got!

Ok, yes, it’s a wreck. BUT – did you notice how the inspiration cake was all buttercream, and the wreck itself is fondant? I’m just sayin’. It works both ways.

Now, don’t you feel better?

No?

Ok, then how about what Susan A. ordered for her wedding? 

 

 Not a great picture (you don’t see mimeographs much these days), but I think you get the general idea.

 And here’s what Susan got:

Granted, I’m not sure how this is supposed to make you feel better, but trust me, guys: the REST of us are feeling grrrrr-REAT. (John! Go make some popcorn! These are gettin’ GOOD.)

 

Sara M. wanted her wedding cake to be a hunk a’ hunk a’ burnin’ love:

 

The cake! The cake! The cake is on FI-YUR!

 

But instead, her cake just suffered from a mild burning sensation and performance issues:

 

Wah-WAAAAH.

(That was my attempt at a slide-rule trombone effect. I know: I’m a veritable foley artist with words.)

 

And finally, Elizabeth P. dreamed a dream of ribbon-wrapped sweetness for her big day:

 

…but ended up with something only a mummy could love:

 Ouch. Uh…that’s a wrap!

 

Thanks to all of today’s brides and just remember, guys: wreck or Sweet, we’re gonna need to see your wedding cake! (Oh, and we’re all invited, right? RIGHT?!)

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