My friends, have your past turkey cakes failed to rise to the occasion?
Did they fall flat at inopportune moments?
Or did the mere sight of your turkeys give guests a sudden headache?
Well, not this year!
This year, bakers are erecting new and improved turkey cakes guaranteed to satisfy!
Your turkey will stand taller:
And keep those dinner guests coming!
Plus stay extra moist!
So forget all those disappointing performances of the past, and get ready to be extra thankful this year:
“Well, howdy, pilgrim.”
Thanks to Zach C., Sara G., Rene R., Colleen W., Mia M., Mike L., Marty G. & Danny R. for the fowl play.
Important Note to Bakers: Pssst. Guys. Remember to put a face on it, so no one gets suspicious, mmkay? Mmmmkay. Thanks.