Life Should Be Cake

The War on Baby Showers

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With all the scary C-section and jelly-soaked vagina cakes out there, I think we’ve lost track of what a baby shower cake SHOULD be.

No, this isn’t it.

 

C’mon, guys, what’s wrong with a sweet, heartfelt sentiment?

 

 

Or a cutesy character?

 

(On the plus side, it’s nice seeing chocolate curls used for something other than “down there hair.” [shudder])

 

Ok, how about some baby accessories? You know, bottles and bows, pacifiers and… uh…

…pee sticks.

Of course pee sticks.

 

Guess that beats putting the real thing on there, though – which, oh yes, people keep doing:

Thanks for not jamming the business end into the icing, I guess.

::sigh::

 

Ok, fine. Go back to your belly and butt and vajayjay cakes, people. BUT KNOW THIS: someday you, too, could be told, “There’s cake in the break room!” like poor Lynds here, only to find that THIS is what someone actually brought in to work:

Clean up on aisle 3. Bring lots of brain bleach.

 

Thanks to Amanda S., Anony S., Rebekah D., Colleen F., Beka K., Corey, Nellie C., & Lynds for ensuring I will never eat a chocolate-sprinkled raspberry donut ever again.

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