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Elegant Cakes – Underwhelmingly Bad Wedding Cakes
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Underwhelmingly Bad Wedding Cakes

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You ever see a cake and have one of those reactions like: “Ooooh, that’s not good. I mean, it could be worse, I guess, but still, really not good. What was it for? … A wedding?! OH THAT POOR BRIDE.”

That’s today’s cakes.

 

They’re all a bit sad…

 

A bit lumpy-bumpy…

 

A bit, “Oh. OH. Um, how… nice?”

 

When your wedding’s “cupcake tower” looks like something you made during the slumber party for your 14th birthday:

 

Or when there’s more wire in your wedding cake than the average 14-year-old’s braces:

o.0

 

You know how in movies when the bad guy lets loose with a machine gun on a wall somewhere, leaving lines of bullet holes that the light shines through?

Imagine the gun shoots roses:

BAM.

(Yes, I know otherwise it’s fine. JUST LET ME HAVE THIS.)

 

And finally, whatever you do, don’t think about stretched skin.

Or parsley.

STOP IT.

 

Thanks to Carrie B., Deanna H., Jimena, Dawn D., Shannon, Britton E., Helen, & Pat J. for lifting our saggy, saggy spirits.

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