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Elegant Cakes – Who Cut the Cheese?
Life Should Be Cake

Who Cut the Cheese?

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That’s right, folks: the day you’ve been waiting for is finally here. All those hours of planning, long nights of anticipation, and stockpiling of Lactaid pills will finally pay off, because today…is National Cheesecake Day.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Jem,” you’re thinking – because you frequently get me mixed up with the 80s cartoon rocker – “Jem, how is it even possible to Wreck a cheese cake?”

Why, like this, my adorably confused reader:

[singing] “This-is-how-we-do-it!”

Aww, I see this was taken on my birthday, Mike & Angie. Well, thanks for the thought and all, but that drippy brown splotch has just reminded me: I…uh…don’t eat drippy brown splotches. Sorry.

So that’s a traditional cheesecake Wreck, but what if I told you it gets even Wreckier?

BEHOLD, THE WEDDING CHEESE CAKE WRECK!!!

Yes, my dear Wreckies, I’m afraid it’s true: that is a “cake” made entirely of cheese. And not a sweet cream cheese, either – oh no. I’m talkin’ the stuff that gets described with words like “sharp,” “green veining,” and “stinky feet.” And it’s a wedding cake.

 

I wish I could say this is a one-time fluke, but unfortunately wedding cheese “cakes” are a growing trend. They’re not in addition to the traditional cake, either; they’re in place of it. Meaning there is no actual wedding cake at these weddings – just cheese. Cheese! As if that’s an acceptable substitute!

What happened to the time-tested wedding arrangement? You know, the one where we bring expensive linens, crystal, and espresso-makers in exchange for a free meal, a little boozy dancing, and a slice of gorgeously decorated, oh-so-scrumptious cake?

 

Frankly, it only adds insult to injury when someone tries to “pretty” these things up, too:

Fake flowers and ribbon pinned (yes, pinned) into cheese wheels does not an elegant “cake” make.

 

Still, nothing’s as bad as combining cake, cheese, and a pork pie all into a single display:

The question is, can you tell which layer is which?

 

Cass J., Anony M., Stella P., & Second Anony., I Camembert it; all the Gouda puns Havarti been used!

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