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Elegant Cakes – Wreckage Of Unusual Size
Life Should Be Cake

Wreckage Of Unusual Size

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In honor of the 28th anniversary of one of the greatest movies of all time, I’d like to tell you a story.

It’s a story of the man in black:

Who may or may not look like the Noid from those old Domino’s commercials.

 

And also a beautiful princess:

 

It’s a tale of fencing and fighting,

 

of torture and despair,

“I’ve just sucked one year of your life away.
Now I need a glass of milk.”

 

…of chases, escapes, and, of course, twoo wuv.

Also known as “Twoo huv”

 

 There’s also a subplot of a son avenging his father’s murder.

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to… What’s this? A cake?”

“Oooh, are those cherries?
I mean, uh…
Prepare to die.
And also pass me that fork over there.”

 

Together, our heroes will defeat an evil prince, a wily Sicilian, a six-fingered man…

 

and, of course, Rodents Of Unusual Size.

“Hi.”

 

“Btw, you may want to watch out for those popping noises. Trust me.”

 

Bye bye, Jennifer B., Emily M., Jefferey W., Colin & Jen, Jan Y., Jennifer W., Nicole V., Rysha M., & Melanie H.! Have fun storming the castle!

 

Oh, and before I go: Anybody want a peanut?

 

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