According to Wikipedia, the cornucopia – or “horn of plenty” – is typically a hollow, horn-shaped wicker basket filled with various kinds of festive fruit and vegetables.
According to Wreckerators, this is a cornucopia:
Where “festive fruit and vegetables” = “neon holographic plastic flotsam bits.”
“Is that a vomiting tornado in your cart, or are you just sorry to see me?”
I refuse to believe this next one is anything other than a pile of tiny Wizard hats:
How many tiny Gandalfs had to die for this cookie cornucopia cake, huh? HOW MANY??
Fortunately, some of you knew better than to order a cornucopia cake. You ordered one of these lovely turkey ice cream cakes, instead:
So at least you have that to look forward to.
Oh, I’m sorry, do you still have an appetite? Here, let me help you with that:
Just think, “Charred and slimey.” Thaaat oughta do it.
So in conclusion, tomorrow, remember to:
But only one. Times are tough these days.
A very special “thank” to Diana T., Pam M., Sarah H., Tracy B., Sarah B., Linda S., & Emily G. (You guys will have to share.)