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Elegant Cakes – Write 'Em, Cowboys!
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Write 'Em, Cowboys!

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Hey guys, it’s time again for our Annual Texas Cowboy Poetry post!

(My apologies in advance to Texas, cowboys, and poetry in general.)

 

Ahem hem hem.

swirling poo vortex
moistly encircles my horse

keep it off the boots.

******

 

There once was a rodeo clown
The best of the whole bunch, hands down.

 

A real Texas Star

 

He’s sure to go far

If he’d just stop horsing aroun’.

*****

 

Dangle the Dog’s show had to close
The problem? Right under his nose.
Since it’s hard to erase
the things on his face…

Now he just does puppet shows.

****

 

Kill.
Kill, kill, kill
KILL!
Killllllllllll….

Kill kill.

*********

 

And for our grand finale, we’d like you to know that John wrote the next one. That’s right, JOHN DID IT. So it’s not my or Sharyn’s fault. We’re just saying.

Take it away, John!

 

Once upon a morning dreary, while I sat there, drinking beery,
Thinkin’ ’bout this girl I’d ogled at the game the night before.
How we went back to her trailer, thinkin’ I was gonna… uh, regale her
Shame she fell into the baler, just below the hayloft door.
“Geez Louise!” I screamed in terror as her bits lay on the floor.
“Now she’s boobs… and nothing more!”

 

Thanks to Jodee R., Erica D., Tug T., Samantha R., Kristen, Emily S., & Willow M. for helping John get that off his chest.

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